LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
L*ST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in crowded room.
LOVE - When int*rcourse is called ';making l*ve.';
L*ST - When intercourse is called ';screwing.';
MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about?
LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.
L*ST - When you argue over who gets the w*t spot.
MARRIAGE - When you argue over money.
LOVE - When you share everything you own.
L*ST - When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.
LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't cl*max.
L*ST - When the relationship is over if you don't cl*max.
MARRIAGE - What's a cl*max?
LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, ';Hi.';
L*ST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to *****.How Do You Know If You're In Love, In Lust, Or Really Married? true or false?
How very true!!
Yippeee lap of honour!! Yup finally made it!! Jiggin`...... Okay done now!!
10/10 here`s your * ;)
Tink xxxHow Do You Know If You're In Love, In Lust, Or Really Married? true or false?
I like it!!!!
I'm a mix of love and marriage with a couple of lusts thrown in for good measure!!!!!!!
Tee hee hee
awww....good one!
lol how true ooooeer which way to turn
those are great....especially the one about making lo$e
so very true
So it's lust. Great!
true how true
LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room. FALSE
L*ST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room. TRUE
MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in crowded room. TRUE
LOVE - When int*rcourse is called ';making l*ve.'; TRUE
L*ST - When intercourse is called ';screwing.'; TRUE
MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about? FALSE
LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have. TRUE
L*ST - When you argue over who gets the w*t spot. TRUE
MARRIAGE - When you argue over money. TRUE
LOVE - When you share everything you own. TRUE
L*ST - When you steal everything they own. FALSE
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything. TRUE
LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't cl*max. TRUE
L*ST - When the relationship is over if you don't cl*max. TRUE
MARRIAGE - What's a cl*max? FALSE, I refuse to believe sex dies off for all marriages!
LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, ';Hi.'; TRUE
L*ST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room. TRUE
MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to *****. FALSE
I AM SO MARRIED - LUCKY I LUV HIM THOUGH
excellent..
im in love and slightly married!!
Luv- when you clash credit cards at the till at the restaraunt
Lust-when you clash credit cards at the till at the sleazy motel
Marriage - you have none, the kids wiped them buying Krap
Luv- when intercourse is hang off this now darling
Lust- when intercourse is called hang off this again
Marriage- when intercourse is called seein the hangers sway
Luv-when you order your 3rd celebrity brand african orphan
Lust - when your new 5th wife's 37yo daughter joins in
Marriage- when your kids help recycle the condoms to save money by washing them at a school bob a job day
Luv- when you share bras with your wifes sister
Lust - when you eat your girlfriends strawberry taste bra
Marriage- when you use your wifes bra for a nest in your new chicken pen
Luv- when you have never seen heard or felt a climax
Lust- when your climax happens before you get in back seat
Marriage- when 4 viagras per hour still don't work
Luv- when you write 12 page letters then fax them
Lust - when the only letters you see are from France
Marriage- when David Letterman takes an interest in your kinks
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
%26gt; Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of automatically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:
%26gt; ';If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.';
%26gt; Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. ';How long will this take?'; I ask.
%26gt; ';They will grow larger over a period of years,'; he replies.
%26gt; I stop. ';Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?';
%26gt; Without missing a beat he says, ';Worked for your butt, didn't it?';
He's still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, he may even walk again. Stupid, stupid man.
Lol lol lol lol, I'm not married, but I know what lust is. Absolutely hilarious.
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