How Do You Know If You're In Love, In Lust, Or Really Married? true or false?

LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.


L*ST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.


MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in crowded room.





LOVE - When int*rcourse is called ';making l*ve.';


L*ST - When intercourse is called ';screwing.';


MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about?





LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.


L*ST - When you argue over who gets the w*t spot.


MARRIAGE - When you argue over money.





LOVE - When you share everything you own.


L*ST - When you steal everything they own.


MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.





LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't cl*max.


L*ST - When the relationship is over if you don't cl*max.


MARRIAGE - What's a cl*max?





LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, ';Hi.';


L*ST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.


MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to *****.How Do You Know If You're In Love, In Lust, Or Really Married? true or false?
How very true!!





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Tink xxxHow Do You Know If You're In Love, In Lust, Or Really Married? true or false?
I like it!!!!


I'm a mix of love and marriage with a couple of lusts thrown in for good measure!!!!!!!


Tee hee hee
awww....good one!
lol how true ooooeer which way to turn
those are great....especially the one about making lo$e
so very true
So it's lust. Great!
true how true
LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room. FALSE


L*ST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room. TRUE


MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in crowded room. TRUE





LOVE - When int*rcourse is called ';making l*ve.'; TRUE


L*ST - When intercourse is called ';screwing.'; TRUE


MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about? FALSE





LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have. TRUE


L*ST - When you argue over who gets the w*t spot. TRUE


MARRIAGE - When you argue over money. TRUE





LOVE - When you share everything you own. TRUE


L*ST - When you steal everything they own. FALSE


MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything. TRUE





LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't cl*max. TRUE


L*ST - When the relationship is over if you don't cl*max. TRUE


MARRIAGE - What's a cl*max? FALSE, I refuse to believe sex dies off for all marriages!





LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, ';Hi.'; TRUE


L*ST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room. TRUE


MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to *****. FALSE
I AM SO MARRIED - LUCKY I LUV HIM THOUGH
excellent..


im in love and slightly married!!
Luv- when you clash credit cards at the till at the restaraunt


Lust-when you clash credit cards at the till at the sleazy motel


Marriage - you have none, the kids wiped them buying Krap





Luv- when intercourse is hang off this now darling


Lust- when intercourse is called hang off this again


Marriage- when intercourse is called seein the hangers sway





Luv-when you order your 3rd celebrity brand african orphan


Lust - when your new 5th wife's 37yo daughter joins in


Marriage- when your kids help recycle the condoms to save money by washing them at a school bob a job day





Luv- when you share bras with your wifes sister


Lust - when you eat your girlfriends strawberry taste bra


Marriage- when you use your wifes bra for a nest in your new chicken pen





Luv- when you have never seen heard or felt a climax


Lust- when your climax happens before you get in back seat


Marriage- when 4 viagras per hour still don't work





Luv- when you write 12 page letters then fax them


Lust - when the only letters you see are from France


Marriage- when David Letterman takes an interest in your kinks
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER





%26gt; Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of automatically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:


%26gt; ';If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.';


%26gt; Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. ';How long will this take?'; I ask.


%26gt; ';They will grow larger over a period of years,'; he replies.


%26gt; I stop. ';Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?';


%26gt; Without missing a beat he says, ';Worked for your butt, didn't it?';








He's still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, he may even walk again. Stupid, stupid man.
Lol lol lol lol, I'm not married, but I know what lust is. Absolutely hilarious.